Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Good Eggs Bad Eggs

Often times we tend to ignore the little "good" things that our friend, neighbor or even a complete stranger does for us, I guess these days, We live in a society of very presumptuous people who think that unless a deed is of such great magnitude then it doesn't need some recognition...

...Yesterday, as I was happily browsing Costco's enormous grocery aisle (a major wholesale store - it has every s**t possible and available to mankind) going in there is not just a feast to my eyes but also an entertainment to my weird goofy brain, Primarily because of the things that people would buy but honestly doesn't really need (but why should I complain, it's their money not mine)

ANYWAY...I was happily picking out the stuff that "I need" aisle by aisle, corner by corner, I probably enjoyed shopping that much to not notice that my cell phone was GONE!!! (Dag nabbit!!!)

Unlike some people I know...I didn't panick and freak out BUT like most normal people that I know, the first thing I thought about was the last place I've been - re-trace...hmmmm...good question....I know I was just at Costco BUT was my cell phone still with me when I entered Costco?, I remember no phone calls so the next place would be the Gas station, then Starbucks, then Safeway( VONS), then the bank, then the dog park, Walgreens, then the Cemetery( kidding ) and so on and so on...It's infuriating when you just run out ideas or simply can't remember some tiny little details that could possible solve a simple dilemma...signs of aging?...urgh...I hope not

Then the light bulb went on...(idea!)

I dialed my cellphone number and called myself! ( I mean my phone ) the funny, odd and weird thing was, when someone picked up the on the other end, the first thing I said was...."Hey, Do you have my phone? " Now I kinda have this little voice in my head saying.......Duh.............obviously yeah, you just dialed your number didn't you?...eestupeed"...lol
Anyway, this nice little old lady said, "yes" she found my cell phone at Costco's parking lot ( I'm surprised that it was still in one piece - Thank you Lord, Buddha, Allah, Lord of the rings for keeping my cell phone out of harms way!) and then she arranged a time and a place where we could meet at the Hospital ( no, she's not sick or slowly fading away on the face of the earth,...She works there.)

Anyhow...I got my cell phone back and It got me thinking, thankful and made me believe again that although our world is now being populated by idiots, morons and self-centered hypocritical & stereotypical yuppies, amidst these minions of the evil King Kuppa, I am happy to say that there's still quite a few good ones out there, a few good ones in a basket of rotten eggs.
Thanks little ol' lady I hope there's more eggs like you out there.

If you think this post was weird then too bad.... you just read the whole thing, lol....hope you learned something though or you just might as well jump in the basket of rotten eggs...lol

ANYWAY.............................